blue-screenage

February 15, 2007 at 12:40 am | Posted in hilarious | Leave a comment

I got blue-screened by my computer. stupid blue-screen of death. hence, my latest version of “the guy” was not saved..and thus, there is no special valentine’s edition. I cbf to draw the stuff up again. I’ll wait until next valentine’s. XD

So I’ll distract you all with this massively copied set of neologisms, from the washington post, found via another blog.

People were asked to submit new definitions for old words. This is what you get

The winners are:

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3 . Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

more to come, more to come, hope this is enough to temporarily distract you. And don’t worry, I immediately backed up my flash file on several sources.

meanwhile, I’m getting some serious revision done here ^^. *sigh* its great to not have hmk temporarily.

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